Nooooooooooope

appendingfic:

pump-kink-pie:

awlwren:

only-tiktoks:

[id: cats participating in pole dance practice, often by sitting on conveniently flat poses their humans have struck]./end id.

Cats will interrupt you doing literally anything.

cats want to participate in All Household Activities

foxes-in-love:

ALT

catchymemes:

escuerzoresucitado:

yuumei-art:

POV: The space void is stealing your sandwich with his blackhole of a stomach ✨⭐

And in case any homophobic bigots missed my last 2 pride posts: you see this cat? He’s gay. That sandwich? Also gay. The plate? Extremely homosexual. The table? It’s made of vashwood.

dhaaruni:

nacseo-scrawl:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don’t follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don’t understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he’s tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn’t even like playing basketball i don’t think, he’s just stupid good at it#he’s counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a ‘trotting coach’ his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

animentality:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

froggybangbang:

hellenhighwater:

karlyanalora:

hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

I have given the viruses a stick.

everythingcanadian:

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

lifblogs:

theladyregret:

crazy-brazilian:

ALT

Sci-fi author admits to not actually having written anything in 9 months

Sci-fi author admits to plaigirizing for 9 months.

animentality:

havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.